We don’t even care that Taylor’s 17 (therefore a teenager), expressing herself and we should go easy on her, bla bla bla. She’s asking for it (all) with her latest slutty shoot and interview.
There’s probably a few dysfunctional members of society out there who find a child wearing knickers (which almost shows her vagina), suspenders, hooker shoes and holding guns a turn on. We think it’s massively irritating and a cheap way of getting publicity.
The interview… matches the cover, in that it’s basically pornographic: “If it’s a good sex tape, I’ll watch it. I like some adult stars. I have a couple favorites. But I will say this: That Tommy Lee/Pamela Anderson video wasn’t very good. I wouldn’t f**k Tommy Lee,” were the sweet words which spewed from Taylor’s gob.
And now we’ll all be really impressed that a) Taylor’s so experienced she knows bad sex when she sees it b) she loves a good porn flick c) her favourite word is fuck. Miley eat your heart out.