Taylor Momsn’s latest interview with FHM reads a little like a lonely hearts ad’ - complete with stripper shoes, bralets and sexy big knickers (it’s a trend, honest).
If notorious wild child Taylor were looking for love, her ad’ would read a little something like this: “I love [the UK] I love that it’s always kind of gloomy. I don’t like the sun. Every now and again I want to go to the beach and be in the sun, but that’s a very rare feeling, so I could live in London, definitely. I like the rain. I like the gloom, and everyone’s got such an attitude, be it a good or a bad one. I like that everyone who you meet has a distinct personality.”
Do *you* like walks in the rain and gloom and have a bad attitude? You’re in. Keep reading…
“I don’t like guys who overdress. And I don’t like guys who try too hard. My biggest thing is be yourself. Be yourself and if people don’t like you, then they can suck a d*ck.” Err, okay…
“If they don’t like you, then they’re not the type of person you should be around. I don’t like people who pretend to be something to fit into a certain crowd or guys who pay more attention to how they look than you do – that’s not a good thing.”
Righty-ho, and what would Taylor wear on her date with a London-loving, under-dressed vampire BF?
“I love stripper shoes and I always try to find the tallest ones. I’m always surprised no one talks about my shoes. I’m, like, on stage in 15-inch heels but people talk more about my eye make-up, which has stayed the same forever. I always think that’s funny. I’m 5’8”. So I’m really tall. I got into heels when I was little, though. My mum’s really short so she always wears really tall heels and I used to steal them and now it’s just a part of my everyday life.”
She adds: “I can work 24 hours a day and not have it bother me. I go to bed at, like, 9am, sleep for four hours, then get up and start the day again.”
Awesome. If you’re looking for a nocturnal (*coughvampirecough*), stripper heel loving musician with a penchant for big pants, lashings of kohl liner and a ‘whatevs’ attitude to the British weather - then let us know below.
Or check out the woman in action (at the shoot, AT THE SHOOT!) here www.fhm.com/taylor