This might be a little late news but my virtual girlfriend, Jenia Molnar from the NY press office of Armani sent me some juicy goss a couple of weeks ago that almost made me choke on my Sangria—Cristiano Ronaldo to be the next bulge face of Armani underwear and Armani jeans !

We’ll see the Real Madrid player’s best bits in Armani’s Spring/Summer 2010 campaign in the tradition of the most tasteful and provocative ads for the brand by the one and only David Beckham.

I say Armani did the best decision to chose Cristiano after David. Afterall, an excellent brand like Armani deserves nothing but an excellent image to represent them.

What happens now to Mr. Beckham? Well, according to my favorite gossip magazine, HOT Marbella (lol), Mr. Beckham is honing his voice, making it sound deeper for future cinematic and television projects. He knows that he is perfect in everything aside from that mickey mouse voice so he is taking voice lessons / coachings to develop a a husky baritone sound.

So, move over David. Here comes Cristiano to make a lady’s day. We expect giant billboards, tv spot, and lots and lots of magazine spread with the Portugese hunk…errr..spreading his legs.

We will all be waiting, right chicas?

Speaking of waiting. Jenia girlfriend…I’m still waiting for my armani undie dahlin´. black. size m. Lol!!!

Gosh…it’s hard playing Perez Hilton for a blog post. I need to calm down.